Well it appears that that new (and old at the same time) upstart owner Albert "Doc" Schweitzer has purchased the Rossville Rambler organization for an undisclosed amount of Cash and "considerations" from stalwart owner Rick Ryan! Shocking to say the least!!!! Former Owner Rick Ryan could not be reached for comment at press time, but New owner Doc Schweitzer( wielding new found wads of cash recently,-this is his fourth organizational purchase in less than a full year), was quoted as saying..."Listen up people, I'm in this for the long haul. I don't make a purchase unless I see some intrinsic value. Mr Ryan wanted out, and I see upside potential here--its as simple as that" When asked if he was going to move the team, "Doc"(as he prefers to be called) said...."Unfortunately for the Rossville faithful, I will be relocating the former Ramblers. I'm Moving them to Oyster Creek N.J., and from henceforth, they will simply be known as "The Oyster Creek Nukes"." When pushed further on this shocking news story, Schweitzer was asked "what about the stadium, you know, what about Wrigley Field???" Schweitzer was very quick with the response to that question..."I knew you were going to ask me that, yes yes...we are already in the process of creating an exact replica of beautiful Wrigley Field to the very seat and to the ivy on the outfield brick wall. It will have all the dimensions of Wrigley, but this new Wrigley will just happen to be located in N.J.
The new name of the field will be called "Dream Field", because this is my dream, and is a meld of that with one of my favorite movies, obviously "Field of Dreams". When they finally demolish old Wrigley because of "progress"(as I've heard rumored), I will have spent my inherited wealth on "Regress", because I am doing what I can to preserve a national treasure in a unique way that I CAN. as a matter of fact---there will be NO LIghts at Dream Field, only day games. Call it "regress"--I'm tired of "progress"!!!!! Also--I don't care if society works during the day, and nobody comes to our games at all. I'll be there!!! Thas all that matters to me! But you know what they said in that movie don't ya??......BUILD IT, AND THEY WILL COME"."
With those final words, Schweitzer made a sudden dash away from reporters, and dissappeared from sight. He's been known to do quirky things like that, and he's always spoken of as a little "Half-crazed"--but it appears to this reporter---that he just "dances to the beat of his own drum" and nobody elses. You got to admire his spontaneity and eccentricity, if you don't, you'll never know this man and what he's all about. One thing for sure, its obvious---HE LOVES BASEBALL!